A Post About “A Post About”

Back in May, I declared that I would thereafter use a particular model to title my posts, namely the placement of “A Post About” before the topic to be discussed.

However, after applying the technique a number of times, I must say that it’s becoming an increasingly superfluous eyesore. I mean, writing down the topic by itself would suit just fine.

In a way, the “A Post About” was like a set of training wheels to help me learn how to title my posts.

Well, I can say with confidence that I’ve trained enough and I’m ready to move on.

A Post About Some Agnostic Musings

Not knowing the meaning of life or what happens after death is frustrating.

Absolute and Ultimate Truth! Where are you?!

A lot of people take a leap of faith to escape this despair.

On the other hand, I’m not sure what I’m doing or what I plan to do in that regard.

A Post About Some Irony

Yesterday, I found myself watching part of Miss Korea 2006. (No, I don’t understand Korean and, no, I don’t partake in this activity regularly.) Nevertheless, I was listening to the speeches when one of the contestants said:

If there’s a will, there’s a way.

However, because she couldn’t speak English very well, her “a will” sounded like “oil”. That’s how I heard it at first, and I immediately thought of the Bush administration.

It’s funny because the “oil” version of the proverb could pass off as their mantra.

[(sarcastically) Wow! You're hilarious!]

Dude, why do you always give me a hard time? I wasn’t trying to be laugh-out-loud funny. I just wanted to point out some irony and…nevermind. Forget I said anything.

[Ha ha! Loser!]

You’re calling me a loser? Look at you. You have nothing better to do than hang around here. I’d keep my mouth shut if I were you.

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A Post About A Misconception Of Evolutionary Theory

I hate when people misconstrue the concept of evolution and come up with the most idiotic assertions.

For instance, I’ve heard a number of people state that they don’t believe “humans came from monkeys”, and that if that was indeed the case, then why are there monkeys still around.

Please, think before you speak.  It will help you avoid embarrassment.

Anyway, evolution doesn’t say that we came from monkeys. Instead, it explains that humans and monkeys have a COMMON ANCESTOR. Our lineages diverged millions of years ago, and now we each have our own set of characteristics through the process of natural selection.

If you have even the slightest understanding of evolution, but are still unable to grasp the idea of such drastic changes occurring, then try this little exercise I came up with a while ago.

Okay. Scientists say that chimps and humans diverged around 6 million years ago. Remember that number.

Now, relatively modern human history (meaning the period of time of which we have a good amount of knowledge of humans resembling ourselves existing) is about 7,000 years in length.

So, divide 7,000 into 6,000,000, and you get 857.

You’re not done yet, but don’t worry, the math doesn’t get more complicated than that.

Okay. Take 857 and subtract 1 from it, and then continue to do so for as long as you need. BUT, remember to think about all of modern human history and the changes that have taken place over thousands of years whenever you subtract 1.

When you do this over and over again, you begin to grasp the magnitude of the amount of time of 6,000,000 years. It’s pretty remarkable.

After this, it should be easier to respect the evolutionary power of natural selection operating over a vast period of time.

A Post About My Planned Response To A Particular Hypothetical Apocalyptic Scenario

(FYI: this is a half-assed post, because I don’t feel like trying. So, calm down, settle down, take it easy.)

20/20’s special “Last Days On Earth” substantiated my intent to be at the precise impact point of any apocalyptic asteroid headed towards Earth.

It’s all about “quick and painless”, my friend.

A Post About The Current Conflict

Henry Kissinger famously noted during the height of the Vietnam War that,

The conventional army loses if it does not win. The guerilla wins if he does not lose.

Let there be peace in the Middle East.

A Post About Personality and Persona

There’s nothing wrong with being kind…

…unless you’re a punching bag.

A Post About A Funny Exchange

Sister: (takes her glasses off)

ALI: You look different without your glasses.

Sister: Yeah. I know.

ALI: (takes his glasses off)

Sister: I can’t see without my glasses.

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Get it?!

[That wasn't funny.]

What makes the exchange humorous is very subtle. I guess you had to be there.

A Post About A Little Obsession

I can’t get enough of Daft Punk’s “Around the World”.

Both the song and the music video are great.

See for yourself.

(If you haven’t already noticed, each group of performers represents a particular layer of music. Awesome stuff.)

I mentioned earlier that I have trouble choosing titles for my posts.

Well, I think I’ve come up with a solution.

I’m going to henceforth title my posts in accordance with the following model:
“A Post About (blah)”.

It’s similar in concept to the format used by the “Friends” sitcom to title their episodes.

Anyway, I feel my titles will get the job done. They’ll orient the posts. They’ll also prepare the reader for the onslaught of my brain-numbing, neuron-destroying blurbs.