Sister: (takes her glasses off)

ALI: You look different without your glasses.

Sister: Yeah. I know.

ALI: (takes his glasses off)

Sister: I can’t see without my glasses.

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Get it?!

[That wasn't funny.]

What makes the exchange humorous is very subtle. I guess you had to be there.

There was a report on CNN that said the temperature of the immediate atmosphere surrounding me all through today was the coldest it’s ever been in the universe.

Why is it that after I blow my nose, there is booger carnage in my nostrils, visible to all who are within a mile and have an unobstructed view of my face?

I can’t blow my nose in public anymore. I can’t even wipe it, because there’s booger carnage with that too.

I see people blow their nose like a friggin’ bugle and come out of it unscathed. Remarkable.