A Post About A Funny Exchange

Sister: (takes her glasses off)
ALI: You look different without your glasses.
Sister: Yeah. I know.
ALI: (takes his glasses off)
Sister: I can’t see without my glasses.
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Get it?!
[That wasn't funny.]
What makes the exchange humorous is very subtle. I guess you had to be there.

There was a report on CNN that said the temperature of the immediate atmosphere surrounding me all through today was the coldest it’s ever been in the universe.

Why is it that after I blow my nose, there is booger carnage in my nostrils, visible to all who are within a mile and have an unobstructed view of my face?
I can’t blow my nose in public anymore. I can’t even wipe it, because there’s booger carnage with that too.
I see people blow [...]