A Post About My Planned Response To A Particular Hypothetical Apocalyptic Scenario

(FYI: this is a half-assed post, because I don’t feel like trying. So, calm down, settle down, take it easy.)
20/20’s special “Last Days On Earth” substantiated my intent to be at the precise impact point of any apocalyptic asteroid headed towards Earth.
It’s all about “quick and painless”, my friend.